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The Lead Crack Company

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In the GRIME DANKNESS of the NEW MILLENIUM, the forces of the EVIL WARLORD RED ORIN has rampaged across what remains of the former NUWORDICA! At his side, the evil SORCERESS DARK MAGICIA! Now, a new hero must arise from the ruins of the HOUSE OF WOODHOLLY to do battle with this ultimate evil!

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The Lead Crack Company Ltd.TM is not responsible for any lead poisoning and additional side effects it may induce.